Jul30

Not in the Cards

Posted on July 30, 2018 by Mystertim

When Sammy wants attention,

She says “Mao” and stares.

But when she does that on my desk,

I lose at solitaire.

07/30/2018

Jul26

Evermore!

Posted on July 26, 2018 by Mystertim

Midnight steps go tap, tap, tap

Whilst I enjoyed my long night’s nap.

Feeling some pressure, I opened my eyes,

At Sammy’s nose in my face, well what a surprise!

07/27/2018

Jul22

She was Miffed

Posted on July 22, 2018 by Mystertim

Took a little overnight trip,

I was gone for 36 hours,

Upon return, Sammy growled at me,

“Get the tuna, forget the flowers!”

07/22/20018

Jul22

Here Piggy, Piggy

Posted on July 22, 2018 by Mystertim

The culinary life is very hard,

Continually getting into scuffles.

Wonder why they get so mad,

Cuz I like truffles in my wuffles…

07/22/2018

Jul13

Such Choices!

Posted on July 13, 2018 by Mystertim

The time has come, my waiter said,

To talk of many things.

Sandwiches with tater tots?

Chili fries or frings?

07/13/2018

Jul6

Samantha’s Song

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Mystertim

Sleep all night,

Sleep all day,

I love being a kitty,

Hey, hey, hey!

07/06/2018

Jul6

What’cha Doing?

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Mystertim

Cats sleep 20 hours a day,

You feel like you’re always alone.

Sammy didn’t get the memo, I guess,

Constantly “Mao-ing” while I’m at home.

07/06/2018

Jun28

Mighty Lion

Posted on June 28, 2018 by Mystertim

You don’t bite your Daddy!

Oh wait, I guess you do.

But you don’t bite me hard enough,

To make me mad at you!

06/28/2018

Jun23

And Sunscreen!

Posted on June 23, 2018 by Mystertim

Feeling over-dressed in the California heat,

So hot, I could slip into a coma.

However by wearing my hat and long sleeves,

I delay the dreaded melanoma.

06/23/2018

Jun23

Neither does Tigger

Posted on June 23, 2018 by Mystertim

I made the offer from the good of my heart,

Yet her reaction made me feel like a leper.

Although she showed some interest it seems,

Sammy does not like Diet Dr Pepper.

06/23/2018