Rise and shine! It’s Monday Morn!

A brand new workday to be enjoyed.

Except for me, I’m still in bed.

Since I am recently unemployed.

06/04/2018

Cleaning up the diet, working out every day,

Seems overwhelming, like a Herculean feat.

But I have to get with it so that when I die,

Sammy has something nutritious to eat.

05/29/2018

Sammy and Daddy, lying on the bed,

Staying so still you’d think they were dead.

But before you go looking for the blood and gore,

Pause for just a moment and listen to them snore.

05/25/2018

Half an hour until the alarm goes off,

Could the situation become any sadder?

I was quite blissfully sound asleep,

Until Sammy pounced upon my bladder.

05/24/2018

The local stores had all run out,

Looked like my weekend would be a drag.

Stubbed my toe and after swearing,

Found a six-pack inside a reusable bag!

05/21/2018

I wrote a poem,

On this fine morn,

Couldn’t post it here,

It read like porn!

05/19/2018

No one really loves me,

Should’a learned that soona.

Perhaps my kitten loves me!

Or she’s just using me for tuna…

05/13/2018

Buying art is a wonderful rush,

Masterpieces in a brand new home.

I heard a Monet sold for 84 million,

How the heck do I sell a poem?

05/10/2018

I really need to get a massage,

It’s only the funding that I lack.

However I feel so stiff and sore,

Wonder if Sammy would walk on my back…

05/10/2018

Having a penis is a dangerous thing.

Like having a camera with auto-zoom.

It makes me buy ridiculous stuff,

Like Kim Kardashian’s latest perfume…

05/10/2018