Sammy and I love fall weather,

Chilly evenings, fuzzy sweaters and naps.

So why is the temperature over 80 degrees?

Is the weather playing us for saps?

09/01/2024

There are lots of things I get to say,

Scientific theories, poems about froggies.

But there has been a severe shortage of times,

When I can sit back and go, “Woo doggies!”

08/27/2024

Ditching all my chores for now,

Today is just for Sammy and me.

Knowing I’ll work twice as hard tomorrow,

For the moment, I’m feeling so free.

08/25/2024

Crossing the room, like a kaiju stomping Tokyo,

Watching all the city folk flee,

I know it’s silly, but I still wonder,

Does Godzilla ever pretend to be me?

08/17/2024

I keep two shiny pennies in my bed,

The reason for which is not too scary.

If my soul doesn’t return some cold dark night,

We’ll just use them to pay for the ferry.

08/17/2024

Pancakes in my belly,

Penguin by my side.

Find an open highway,

‘Cuz babe, we’re gonna ride.

08/14/2024

Sammy is a dependable taker of naps,

If you would bet on her, you’d bank it.

Although I can’t understand why on such a hot day,

She is sleeping under a blanket?

08/04/2024

Usually I’m happy,

But sometimes I am blue.

Whenever that condition happens,

It’s time for a new tattoo.

08/04/2024

Living in a small town is peaceful,

Slower-paced, quiet, kinda zen.

But you can’t get anything to eat,

If you go out after ten.

07/28/2024

It couldn’t have been a coincidence,

Nor a simple eccentricity.

We all wanted the same kind of sandwich.

It was the SPAM Synchronicity!

07/21/2024