Had my favorite snack today.
Loved the way my tummy felt.
Bacon, egg, lettuce and tomato,
On toast it is a classic BELT.
I have a little kitten who,
When in the kitchen never cooks.
She simply loves to read and read,
Or she’s just sleeping on my books.
She seemed to be an amazing woman,
Into me, fierce, fearless and bold.
So I clicked her link and soon found out,
That once again I had been Rick-Rolled.
I hate my stinking job,
It’s more than I can take.
Wait, they remembered my anniversary,
And brought me a carrot cake!
There is a time to sleep,
And there’s a time to play.
But Sammy thinks I should,
Adjust my time her way!
Life is short,
And time is fleeting.
Watching my soul die,
A bit more in this meeting.
Seems my son is growing up,
Instead of shorts, he wears long slacks.
Now I find while watching TV,
That he’s older than the Animaniacs!
If I had the energy of my kitty,
I could power all of New York City.
No electric bills, no tricks, no traps,
Except for the 18 hours when I take my naps.