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Author Archives: Mystertim
Nov25
Ho, Ho, How?
Trying to do some shopping,
It’s secret, if you know what I mean.
But how can I surprise someone,
Sammy’s always staring at my screen?
11/25/2023
Nov19
Smarter Than Me Blues
She knows I am a bonehead,
She’s got me feeling like a turkey.
Turned my back for just a second,
And Sammy stole all of my beef jerky.
That cat is smarter than me,
And everybody knows.
That cat is smarter than me,
And that’s the way it goes.
11/19/2023
Nov12
And Purring Too
Kitty on my desk,
Kitty on my chair.
Everywhere I go,
That kitty will be there.
11/12/2023
Nov5
Cat Language
Sammy kept me up all night,
And wouldn’t let me sleep.
Asked her why, she booped my nose,
Instead of “Mao”, she went “Meep!”
11/05/2023
Oct28
Almost There
Halloween is coming,
We’ve got candy for that.
But is it too early,
To start wearing my Santa hat?
10/28/2023
Oct21
Maybe a Quarter?
Better lumbar support is what I need,
An aching back leaves me in a pickle.
But Sammy sleeps behind me in my chair,
And she won’t move, not even for a nickel.
10/21/2023
Oct14
So Unfair!
I want to be a werewolf,
So I’ll never need a sweater,
But ladies dig those vampires,
Because they seem to dress much better.
10/14/2023
Oct6
Autumnal Apprehension
Leaves change color and fall silently down,
Very much like my hair.
In Spring, however trees regain their leaves,
But sadly, my head remains bare.
10/06/2023
Sep29
Blithe Poetry 
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