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Author Archives: Mystertim
Dec13
Simple Holiday
My Birthday is on Christmas,
That’s quite a double-whammy!
But I don’t need any fancy gifts,
Just want to snuggle with my Sammy.
12/13/2018
Dec2
It’s Science!
Often unsure, but one thing I know,
As positive as a cation.
When Sammy and I play ribbon you see,
She turns into a mighty wild lion!
12/02/2018
Nov23
Sammy to the Rescue
So cold outside that it might snow,
And alas, I have nary a mitten.
When I come in to warm my hands,
I pet my fuzzy little kitten!
11/23/2018
Nov18
A Little Antiseptic Please?
I’m going to need some butt band-aids,
Really need to get them now.
Wasn’t looking when I sat down and,
Sammy the cat cushion, shrieked “MAO!”
11/18/2018
Nov18
Thanksgiving – Round One
Christmas is still fairly far away,
Yet Sam and I are getting our jollies.
Even as Thanksgiving Dinner looms,
We are eating homemade tamales!
11/118/2018
Nov4
A Quiet Halloween
There were no trick-or-treaters,
We felt forsaken and forlorn.
Then from above the night was saved,
By the one and only angel unicorn.
11/04/2018
Nov4
It’s Tortilla!
A wet, cold rainy Sunday,
Sammy fears she’ll catch the croup.
So we are snuggled down in bed,
Waiting on the crock-pot soup!
11/04/2018
Nov3
You Might Feel a Pinch
Sometimes I need the restroom,
And Sammy thinks I am mad at her.
She says I wouldn’t have to move,
If I simply got a catheter.
11/03/2018
Nov3
Blithe Poetry 
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