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Category Archives: Poetry
Oct6
Dumb Cat
Sammy was sleeping in my chair,
I wanted to park my butt right there.
Asked her to move, she didn’t care,
Snoring so loud, couldn’t hear me swear.
10/06/2024
Oct4
Trigger Warning
The tired old man wishes he was dead,
And tried to put a bullet through his head.
He missed, but before you begin to gloat,
That .454 went straight through his throat.
10/04/2024
Sep29
Tiny Tragedy
A kitten leapt upon my bed,
That kitten landed on my head.
Tiny claws carved furrows in my brow,
I cried out, “Why?” and Sammy said “Mao?”
09/29/2024
Sep28
Standing Alone
This Life is hard and I’m so weary,
Don’t want to play this game any more.
Darkness will likely win this battle,
And I am very close to losing the war.
09/28/2024
Sep22
Lunch Tune
Got my tuna,
Got my spoon-a.
Sammy says, “Get out,
You big baboon-a!
09/22/2024
Sep14
The Seven Seas
Sammy became the Pirate King,
Sailing to ports near and far.
Sailors trembled when they spotted her ship,
And heard her mighty “Meearrrgh.”
09/14/2024
Sep8
Are You Ready?
Tonight we simply could not agree,
Me for dogs, Sammy for tuna.
But thanks to pretzels and kitty snacks,
We won’t be starving very soona.
09/08/2024
Sep1
September?
Sammy and I love fall weather,
Chilly evenings, fuzzy sweaters and naps.
So why is the temperature over 80 degrees?
Is the weather playing us for saps?
09/01/2024
Aug27
Blithe Poetry 
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