Thanksgiving dinner was served at six,

Sammy moved in with the speed of a cheetah.

Alas, poor kitten, your meal was bird-less.

For we served pepperoni pizza!

11/25/2016

You are a guest in my grandest castle,

With paintings, statues, golden fixtures.

And yet you break my single rule,

I thought I said, “No Pictures!”

10/21/2016

Dark as my soul, the night time falls,

Silent, serene, absolutely no noise.

That is, until after the clock strikes twelve,

When I’ve stepped on one of Sammy’s cat toys.

09/23/2016

Celebrity fame can rise and fall,

I’ll explain if you permit.

Sammy’s very favorite cat toys,

Are Yoda, Chewbacca and Kermit.

09/09/2016

Having the most magnificent dream,

That I will never remember, I suppose.

Just when the Universe was about to explain,

Sammy bit down on my toes.

09/02/2016

Here’s my little kitten,

For everyone to see.

The picture is slightly fuzzy,

That’s OK, so is she…

08/19/2016

The enemy fire is falling hot and thick,

Around the battlefield, she is zooming.

But then right in the middle of things,

Sammy stops for a bit of grooming.

7/29/2016

Occasionally, I hear the sound.

But mostly without warning,

Sammy wants my total attention

At three o’clock in the morning.

07/27/2016

Sleeping late is my hobby,

And nothing makes Sammy madder.

So at six thirty in the morning,

She jumps upon my bladder…

07/22/2016

My fierce lion’s name is Sammy,

All the ping pong balls are gone,

Although she is successful, she

Hasn’t caught a Pokemon…

07/15/2016