Sammy is a dependable taker of naps,

If you would bet on her, you’d bank it.

Although I can’t understand why on such a hot day,

She is sleeping under a blanket?

08/04/2024

Usually I’m happy,

But sometimes I am blue.

Whenever that condition happens,

It’s time for a new tattoo.

08/04/2024

Living in a small town is peaceful,

Slower-paced, quiet, kinda zen.

But you can’t get anything to eat,

If you go out after ten.

07/28/2024

It couldn’t have been a coincidence,

Nor a simple eccentricity.

We all wanted the same kind of sandwich.

It was the SPAM Synchronicity!

07/21/2024

Wouldn’t target major cities,

Or even my old hometown.

I’d melt the polar ice caps,

And watch the whole world drown.

07/21/2024

I had a waitress with attitude yesterday,

Dark hair, glasses, tattoos, the bomb.

All I could think while she took my order was,

Will she introduce me to her Grandmom?

07/07/2024

A younger man, I was a Pirate King,

And with me ships I’d be attacking.

Now I’m a much older swab,

And me back, it be a Kraken!

06/30/2024

Ponder the lonely daffodil,

Coated with fine pollen dust,

Turns out it’s the wrong kind of flower,

For making my pizza crust.

06/23/2024

June was always an awkward month,

I grew up in a family of five.

Everyone had a birthday or cake,

Except for me, guess I will survive.

06/16/2024

I am out of chips and soda pop,

Weathering many Bic Mac attacks,

Gone to the cupboard and found it empty,

Lonely is the man without snacks.

06/09/2024