I keep two shiny pennies in my bed,

The reason for which is not too scary.

If my soul doesn’t return some cold dark night,

We’ll just use them to pay for the ferry.

08/17/2024

Pancakes in my belly,

Penguin by my side.

Find an open highway,

‘Cuz babe, we’re gonna ride.

08/14/2024

Sammy is a dependable taker of naps,

If you would bet on her, you’d bank it.

Although I can’t understand why on such a hot day,

She is sleeping under a blanket?

08/04/2024

Usually I’m happy,

But sometimes I am blue.

Whenever that condition happens,

It’s time for a new tattoo.

08/04/2024

Living in a small town is peaceful,

Slower-paced, quiet, kinda zen.

But you can’t get anything to eat,

If you go out after ten.

07/28/2024

It couldn’t have been a coincidence,

Nor a simple eccentricity.

We all wanted the same kind of sandwich.

It was the SPAM Synchronicity!

07/21/2024

Wouldn’t target major cities,

Or even my old hometown.

I’d melt the polar ice caps,

And watch the whole world drown.

07/21/2024

I had a waitress with attitude yesterday,

Dark hair, glasses, tattoos, the bomb.

All I could think while she took my order was,

Will she introduce me to her Grandmom?

07/07/2024

A younger man, I was a Pirate King,

And with me ships I’d be attacking.

Now I’m a much older swab,

And me back, it be a Kraken!

06/30/2024

Ponder the lonely daffodil,

Coated with fine pollen dust,

Turns out it’s the wrong kind of flower,

For making my pizza crust.

06/23/2024