Mar12
Mar5
Am I the Bad Guy?
Sammy is rather displeased with me,
Worse than that time my splashing got her wet.
But it only happens once a year,
When we go for her rabies shot at the vet.
03/02/2022
Feb26
Saturday Morning
Serenely watching the sunrise,
Ice-cold Diet Dr Pepper in my cup.
Sammy rolls over, looks at me and says,
“Man, why are you even up?”
02/26/2022
Feb19
Sammy Agrees
Some people must watch too much TV,
And it turns their brains to confetti.
In what reality would people put,
Cut up hot dogs into spaghetti?
02/19/2022
Feb12
Needed a Blanket
Sammy jumped onto my belly,
Gripping with her sharp, tiny claws.
But what really took my breath away,
Was those ice-cold little paws.
02/12/2022
Feb5
Better Than a Heating Pad
Stomping around in a foot of snow,
Did a number on my old trick knee.
So I laid down to stretch it out,
And Sammy took a nap on me.
02/05/2022
Jan30
I Found Out
Whomever wrote, “Like kittens in the snow,”
Must have thought it a fantastic bit.
So I took Sammy outside to play,
My wounds prove she did not like it.
01/30/2022
Jan22
Just Trying It On
Sammy seems a bit confused,
With a puzzled look upon her face.
You see, I laid down on the couch,
Not on my recliner so I am out of place.
01/22/2022
Jan15
Don’t Answer the Phone
I look forward to reciting my delicate rhymes,
Intimate conversations between you and me.
And now that we have a brief moment alone,
May I remind you of your car’s extended warranty?
01/15/2022
Jan12
Blithe Poetry 
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