Jan6

So It Goes

Posted on January 6, 2018 by Mystertim

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Lying upon my flophouse bed,

Thinking about the words she said,

That life would better if I was dead.

So I put a bullet through my head.

01/06/2018

Jan5

Buffaloed

Posted on January 5, 2018 by Mystertim

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My sister sent my kitten two catnip toys.

And Sammy came charging like a tamarao.

Her eyes were wide, her whiskers twitching,

Meaning “I need those, give them to me now!”

01/05/2018

Jan5

New Year Surprise

Posted on January 5, 2018 by Mystertim

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Holidays spread joy and love,

Though my depression is in overdrive.

Here we are just five days in,

And I am still alive.

01/05/2018

Dec31

Tons and Tons

Posted on December 31, 2017 by Mystertim

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2018 is a brand spanking new year,

And it’ll be tons-o-fun, you bet!

Just mind Ol’ Uncle Ernie who said,

Another day older and deeper in debt!

12/31/2017

Dec29

Bagpipes Rule!

Posted on December 29, 2017 by Mystertim

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Planning my New Year’s party now,

Amazing Grace or Auld Lang Syne?

As long as they’re played on the bagpipes,

Everything will be just fine!

12/29/2017

Dec29

Chilly Willy

Posted on December 29, 2017 by Mystertim

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Winning life and living large!

That’s the way to go.

But it’s hard to get your freak on,

When it’s sixteen degrees below!

12/29/2017

Dec29

Sigh…

Posted on December 29, 2017 by Mystertim

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My birthday is on Christmas,

Which certainly gives one pause.

Don’t know who delivered me,

The stork or Santa Claus!

12/29/2017

Dec22

Too Early?

Posted on December 22, 2017 by Mystertim

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Now don’t get all grumpy,

And claim that I’m mean,

But I have my decorations up

For Christmas 2018.

12/22/2017

Dec15

Ice Cream, Stat!

Posted on December 15, 2017 by Mystertim

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Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.

With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,

Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.

There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!

12/15/2017

Dec10

Hot Times

Posted on December 10, 2017 by Mystertim

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Lying upon my flophouse bed,

Thinking about the words she said,

That life would better if I was dead.

So I put a bullet through my head.

01/06/2018

My sister sent my kitten two catnip toys.

And Sammy came charging like a tamarao.

Her eyes were wide, her whiskers twitching,

Meaning “I need those, give them to me now!”

01/05/2018

Holidays spread joy and love,

Though my depression is in overdrive.

Here we are just five days in,

And I am still alive.

01/05/2018

2018 is a brand spanking new year,

And it’ll be tons-o-fun, you bet!

Just mind Ol’ Uncle Ernie who said,

Another day older and deeper in debt!

12/31/2017

Planning my New Year’s party now,

Amazing Grace or Auld Lang Syne?

As long as they’re played on the bagpipes,

Everything will be just fine!

12/29/2017

Winning life and living large!

That’s the way to go.

But it’s hard to get your freak on,

When it’s sixteen degrees below!

12/29/2017

My birthday is on Christmas,

Which certainly gives one pause.

Don’t know who delivered me,

The stork or Santa Claus!

12/29/2017

Now don’t get all grumpy,

And claim that I’m mean,

But I have my decorations up

For Christmas 2018.

12/22/2017

Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.

With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,

Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.

There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!

12/15/2017

Christmas in Los Angeles,

Has me sweating like a yeti.

Not like they do in Old Tibet,

But more like in the Serengeti.

12/10/17