Writing reviews of restaurants,

A shrinking supply of bon mots.

How will I describe this tasty dish,

Of divinely presented tater tots?

11/17/17

Sammy walked into the kitchen,

Looked up and told me “Mao.”

Would truly like to help her,

But I really don’t know how!

11/15/2017

Halloween has come and gone,

Spent the holiday dating a witch.

We never left her house because,

She made an excellent sammich!

11/10/2017

I wandered about the countryside,

Till no longer could I roam.

Returning to my domicile, I learned

Sammy was so happy I came home.

11/10/2017

102 degrees in Los Angeles today,

Heat’s got me twisted like a double helix.

Living by the ocean should be sweet and cool,

But it feels like I’ve just moved to Phoenix!

10/24/2017

Sammy jumped into my lap,

And settled down to take a nap.

Normally, that’s fine with me,

But suddenly, I have to pee!

10/20/2017

Folks were talking, as they always do,

Nothing serious, just some mindless chitchat.

Elvira, they said should be displayed in a museum,

Man, I’d curate the Hell out of that!

10/13/2017

Simplifying my life gets confusing for my friends,

Wondering if I will go, or if I will stay.

Believing I intend to commit suicide, because

I am giving all my cherished stuff away…

10/06/2017

Went to the kitchen for some salsa,

Came back to make a tasty tostada.

But Sammy had run off to the Ramada,

With every bit of my carne asada!

09/29/2017

In class, cells seem such simple things,

Yet in the brain, they might cause psychosis.

All I know, is that if I was a cell,

I couldn’t wait for apoptosis.

09/29/2017