I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
You are my little pumpkin,
I love you quite a lot!
I’d even eat your pumpkin spice,
On my tater-tot.
The time has come, my waiter said,
To talk of many things.
Sandwiches with tater tots?
Chili fries or frings?
Writing reviews of restaurants,
A shrinking supply of bon mots.
How will I describe this tasty dish,
Of divinely presented tater tots?