When I was an little bitty gator,
My Mamma would toss me in a crater.
I crawled back out to find something to chomp.
But I couldn’t get a waiter,
So I told them, “Later.”
Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.
05/10/2020
May10
Tag Archives: Tater tots
Sep29
Leftovers Finished!
Meats, veggies and sauces,
Added together all willy-nilly.
And that’s the basic premise,
Of my awesome bachelor chili!
09/29/2019
Aug22
Dumb and Misspelled
I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
08/22/2019
Aug12
True Love
You are my little pumpkin,
I love you quite a lot!
I’d even eat your pumpkin spice,
On my tater-tot.
08/12/2019
Jul13
Such Choices!
The time has come, my waiter said,
To talk of many things.
Sandwiches with tater tots?
Chili fries or frings?
07/13/2018
Nov17
Mispronunciation Required
Writing reviews of restaurants,
A shrinking supply of bon mots.
How will I describe this tasty dish,
Of divinely presented tater tots?
11/17/17
Sep4
Blithe Poetry 