Tried my hand at Asian Fusion,

Mixed with French cuisine.

Would up with the oddest mess,

Sweet and sour shrimp poutine!

12/09/2016

Sammy in the tree, presents are purchased,

Good Lord, I have never been broker.

Now I have to watch Uncle Blogsy,

‘Cause he’s a serial Christmas present poker…

12/07/2016

Dream of moving to Australia,

And living in the bush.

Probably wouldn’t last too long,

If a spider bites my tush.

12/02/2016

Thanksgiving dinner was served at six,

Sammy moved in with the speed of a cheetah.

Alas, poor kitten, your meal was bird-less.

For we served pepperoni pizza!

11/25/2016

Stuff yourself with turkey, max out your credit cards.

Just walk away from me with your holiday jive,

Because the sun is out, the sky is blue,

And I am just thankful to be alive!

11/25/2016

Carving the turkey while checking my watch,

The time between holidays is naught but an isthmus.

Quickly, break out the sweaters and light up those lights.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

11/18/2016

The world is coming to an end!

The heroes have all gone!

Stop a moment, take a breath,

Keep calm and carry on…

11/11/2016

The World Series was quite a showdown,

With Da Cubs coming out the winner.

All the tailgaters boast a new tasty treat,

Goat, it’s what’s for dinner.

11/04/2016

Winter holidays in Los Angeles,

Clear skies, warm summer breezes,

Stocking up on gouda, swiss and cheddar,

For what’s Christmas without the baby cheeses?

11/04/2016

It is raining in Los Angeles,

What do you think about that?

Finally, I have a valid reason,

To walk around wearing a hat!

10/28/2016