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Tag Archives: 3-minute poem
Feb14
Obligatory Valentine Poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Couldn’t afford champagne,
Hope you like Yoo-Hoo!
02/14/2019
Feb10
Meh, It Works
Mind screaming in painful denial,
Fueled by my adrenal cortex.
The Diet Dr Pepper is completely frozen,
Damn you, polar vortex!
02/10/2019
Feb10
Considered Adrenal Cortex
Sammy and Daddy huddled in bed,
When we’d rather hit the discotheques.
But alas, what are you going to do,
While surviving the icy polar vortex.
02/10/2019
Feb10
Brautigan-ism
Writing is not always an easy task,
Sometimes it leaves me feeling malaise.
So I will simply end this poem,
By using the word mayonnaise.
02/10/19
Jan26
You Get me?
This truly is a Winter Wonderland,
But the season should really cram it.
Oh look everyone, it’s starting to snow.
After I shoveled the driveway, d****t.
01/26/2019
Jan19
Let’s Get Tacos
Watching the snow fall down from above,
While Sammy and I are lying in bed.
Silence is pierced by screaming winds,
And all of the voices inside my head.
01/19/2019
Jan12
More Blankets
Watching the snow fall down from the sky,
One inch, two inches, three inches, four!
Piling so high it might touch the sky.
Going back to bed, please pardon my snore!
01/12/2019
Jan5
Getting Your Wordsworth
I love the little daffodils,
So yellow and so pale.
Tried showing them to Sammy,
But she just twitched her tail.
01/05/2019
Dec31
OK, Sorry
She kneads me like a lump of dough,
To halt her is quite the silly faux pas.
For ne’er would I ever wish to experience
A Christmas without Sammy’s claws…
12/31/2018
Blithe Poetry 
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