Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Feb3

Duh, Duh, Duh-duh-duh!

Posted on February 3, 2017 by Mystertim

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Ain’t got no groundhogs hanging round,

Heard no comedians as good as Fozzie,

What keeps me going on this rainy Friday?

Cranking Iron Man. Hooray for Ozzy!

02/03/2017

Jan27

Smart Cat

Posted on January 27, 2017 by Mystertim

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The winter wind screams through the trees,

While the icy rain comes pelting down.

Sammy is fast asleep with bed and blanket,

I’m in the car, driving to work downtown…

1/27/2017

Jan20

Priorities

Posted on January 20, 2017 by Mystertim

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I’ve never been around the world,

Haven’t seen Spain, Belize or Morocco.

However I do live in the City of Angels,

Where I can always find an excellent taco!

01/20/2017

Jan17

Pass the Peanut Butter, Please

Posted on January 17, 2017 by Mystertim

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Sammy and Daddy,

Lying on the bed

They’d be eating a sandwich,

But they haven’t any bread.

01/17/2017

Jan13

Occasionally

Posted on January 13, 2017 by Mystertim

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Black cat walked under a ladder,

And over a broken mirror.

Just because it’s Friday the 13th,

Could your fear get any sheerer?

01/13/2017

Jan13

Swiss-aroo!

Posted on January 13, 2017 by Mystertim

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Meaty burgers sound good for lunch.

Made of buffalo or beef or ostrich.

Oh wait! I believe on second thought,

I’ll have a grilled cheese sandwich!

01/13/2017

Jan6

I Kinda Want One

Posted on January 6, 2017 by Mystertim

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I know what she wanted for Christmas,

A purple hippopotamus.

But due to a shipping error,

She got a chartreuse platypus.

01/06/2017

Dec30

Sammy Therapy

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Mystertim

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This world is harsh and unforgiving,

Reach out a hand to help and it is bitten.

One of my better ways to deal with life,

Is to snuggle with my kitten.

12/30/2016

Dec30

Sunday Afternoon

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Mystertim

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Among my friends, you are my dearest,

For which in you I shall confide:

My life is viewed as full and bright,

But it’s empty, cold and dark inside.

12/30/2016

Dec23

As for Me, I Believe

Posted on December 23, 2016 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

Ain’t got no groundhogs hanging round,

Heard no comedians as good as Fozzie,

What keeps me going on this rainy Friday?

Cranking Iron Man. Hooray for Ozzy!

02/03/2017

The winter wind screams through the trees,

While the icy rain comes pelting down.

Sammy is fast asleep with bed and blanket,

I’m in the car, driving to work downtown…

1/27/2017

I’ve never been around the world,

Haven’t seen Spain, Belize or Morocco.

However I do live in the City of Angels,

Where I can always find an excellent taco!

01/20/2017

Sammy and Daddy,

Lying on the bed

They’d be eating a sandwich,

But they haven’t any bread.

01/17/2017

Black cat walked under a ladder,

And over a broken mirror.

Just because it’s Friday the 13th,

Could your fear get any sheerer?

01/13/2017

Meaty burgers sound good for lunch.

Made of buffalo or beef or ostrich.

Oh wait! I believe on second thought,

I’ll have a grilled cheese sandwich!

01/13/2017

I know what she wanted for Christmas,

A purple hippopotamus.

But due to a shipping error,

She got a chartreuse platypus.

01/06/2017

This world is harsh and unforgiving,

Reach out a hand to help and it is bitten.

One of my better ways to deal with life,

Is to snuggle with my kitten.

12/30/2016

Among my friends, you are my dearest,

For which in you I shall confide:

My life is viewed as full and bright,

But it’s empty, cold and dark inside.

12/30/2016

2016 was an ugly, brutal ride,

Time for something good in which to believe.

Boost your willing suspension of disbelief,

For tonight is Christmas Eve Eve.

12/23/2016