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Author Archives: Mystertim
Feb17
Just Watch Me
Impossible! Ridiculous! Can’t be done!
You are not even a manly man!
I smile and listen to my inner voice,
Which says,”I bet I can!”
02/17/2017
Feb14
Valentine?
It was supposed to be a romantic holiday,
Full of love, intimacy and pie a la mode.
Instead, I made her walk the plank,
Yarr, I be stuck in pirate mode!
02/14/2017
Feb12
Late Entry
There was going to be a poem,
Full of style and wit and grace.
However I was keyboard-blocked,
By this kitten’s sleepy face!
02/12/2017
Feb3
Duh, Duh, Duh-duh-duh!
Ain’t got no groundhogs hanging round,
Heard no comedians as good as Fozzie,
What keeps me going on this rainy Friday?
Cranking Iron Man. Hooray for Ozzy!
02/03/2017
Jan27
Smart Cat
The winter wind screams through the trees,
While the icy rain comes pelting down.
Sammy is fast asleep with bed and blanket,
I’m in the car, driving to work downtown…
1/27/2017
Jan20
Priorities
I’ve never been around the world,
Haven’t seen Spain, Belize or Morocco.
However I do live in the City of Angels,
Where I can always find an excellent taco!
01/20/2017
Jan17
Pass the Peanut Butter, Please
Sammy and Daddy,
Lying on the bed
They’d be eating a sandwich,
But they haven’t any bread.
01/17/2017
Jan13
Occasionally
Black cat walked under a ladder,
And over a broken mirror.
Just because it’s Friday the 13th,
Could your fear get any sheerer?
01/13/2017
Jan13
Blithe Poetry 
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