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Author Archives: Mystertim
Nov17
Mispronunciation Required
Writing reviews of restaurants,
A shrinking supply of bon mots.
How will I describe this tasty dish,
Of divinely presented tater tots?
11/17/17
Nov15
Second Language
Sammy walked into the kitchen,
Looked up and told me “Mao.”
Would truly like to help her,
But I really don’t know how!
11/15/2017
Nov10
Count on Monte Cristo
Halloween has come and gone,
Spent the holiday dating a witch.
We never left her house because,
She made an excellent sammich!
11/10/2017
Nov10
Missed My Kitten!
I wandered about the countryside,
Till no longer could I roam.
Returning to my domicile, I learned
Sammy was so happy I came home.
11/10/2017
Oct24
But It’s October!
102 degrees in Los Angeles today,
Heat’s got me twisted like a double helix.
Living by the ocean should be sweet and cool,
But it feels like I’ve just moved to Phoenix!
10/24/2017
Oct20
Bathroom Break!
Sammy jumped into my lap,
And settled down to take a nap.
Normally, that’s fine with me,
But suddenly, I have to pee!
10/20/2017
Oct13
As If I Had A Chance!
Folks were talking, as they always do,
Nothing serious, just some mindless chitchat.
Elvira, they said should be displayed in a museum,
Man, I’d curate the Hell out of that!
10/13/2017
Oct6
Things Have No Meaning
Simplifying my life gets confusing for my friends,
Wondering if I will go, or if I will stay.
Believing I intend to commit suicide, because
I am giving all my cherished stuff away…
10/06/2017
Sep29
Blithe Poetry 
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