Dec31
She kneads me like a lump of dough,
To halt her is quite the silly faux pas.
For ne’er would I ever wish to experience
A Christmas without Sammy’s claws…
12/31/2018
Dec13
My Birthday is on Christmas,
That’s quite a double-whammy!
But I don’t need any fancy gifts,
Just want to snuggle with my Sammy.
12/13/2018
Dec2
Often unsure, but one thing I know,
As positive as a cation.
When Sammy and I play ribbon you see,
She turns into a mighty wild lion!
12/02/2018
Nov23
So cold outside that it might snow,
And alas, I have nary a mitten.
When I come in to warm my hands,
I pet my fuzzy little kitten!
11/23/2018
Nov18
I’m going to need some butt band-aids,
Really need to get them now.
Wasn’t looking when I sat down and,
Sammy the cat cushion, shrieked “MAO!”
11/18/2018
Nov18
Christmas is still fairly far away,
Yet Sam and I are getting our jollies.
Even as Thanksgiving Dinner looms,
We are eating homemade tamales!
11/118/2018
Nov4
A wet, cold rainy Sunday,
Sammy fears she’ll catch the croup.
So we are snuggled down in bed,
Waiting on the crock-pot soup!
11/04/2018
Nov3
Sometimes I need the restroom,
And Sammy thinks I am mad at her.
She says I wouldn’t have to move,
If I simply got a catheter.
11/03/2018
Oct28
They say that I am crazy,
That it’s all inside my head.
But somehow, I sleep much better,
If there’s a fuzzy kitten in my bed.
10/28/2018
Oct21
Pretty little kitten,
Sitting on my knee.
Please let me get up
So that I can pee…
10/21/2018
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