Gyrating like “Elvis the Pelvis” on stage,

Doing my famous Happy Friday Dance.

Don’t you wish you could be here watching,

Because I’m not wearing any pants!

08/11/2017

The day is going to be a difficult one,

It requires the kind of energy that will last.

To ensure my endurance is up to snuff,

I’ll have tacos with hot sauce for my breakfast!

08/04/2017

Their puppy woke me up for his nature’s call,

Outside a passing bus slowed down to stare,

Not at the pretty puppy, but most likely at me,

Dressed in only snow boots and underwear…

07/28/2017

They come in droves from far and wide,

Outfitted in spandex, leather and chiffon.

Yet the greatest challenge they face this week,

Is standing in lines at Comic-Con…

07/21/2017

It makes Sammy sad when I have to go to work,

She rubs against my legs and flops down on the floor.

And just when I think she couldn’t possibly be more cute,

She turns it up, even cuter and blocking the door.

07/14/2017

Crafting poetry on this sunny morn,

Composing rhymes sent straight from Heaven.

Spotting the date, I quietly chuckle,

For today is double-0 seven…

07/07/2017

Member of the group since 1984,

Cliché, but surely time flies.

Went to a meeting the other month,

Since when am I one of the “Old Guys?”

07/07/2017

It was love at first sight,

Everyone knows how that goes.

Sammy, purring in my arms, looks up

And tenderly licks my nose.

07/01/2017

Working in an industrial park,

Is a fine place to make a buck.

But although “park” is in its name,

There is never an ice cream truck.

06/30/2017

Huzzah the Summer Solstice!

On the BBQ, I call dibs.

It was also my Mother’s birthday,

So to celebrate, we had ribs!

06/23/17