It was supposed to be a romantic holiday,

Full of love, intimacy and pie a la mode.

Instead, I made her walk the plank,

Yarr, I be stuck in pirate mode!

02/14/2017

There was going to be a poem,

Full of style and wit and grace.

However I was keyboard-blocked,

By this kitten’s sleepy face!

02/12/2017

Ain’t got no groundhogs hanging round,

Heard no comedians as good as Fozzie,

What keeps me going on this rainy Friday?

Cranking Iron Man. Hooray for Ozzy!

02/03/2017

The winter wind screams through the trees,

While the icy rain comes pelting down.

Sammy is fast asleep with bed and blanket,

I’m in the car, driving to work downtown…

1/27/2017

I’ve never been around the world,

Haven’t seen Spain, Belize or Morocco.

However I do live in the City of Angels,

Where I can always find an excellent taco!

01/20/2017

Sammy and Daddy,

Lying on the bed

They’d be eating a sandwich,

But they haven’t any bread.

01/17/2017

Black cat walked under a ladder,

And over a broken mirror.

Just because it’s Friday the 13th,

Could your fear get any sheerer?

01/13/2017

Meaty burgers sound good for lunch.

Made of buffalo or beef or ostrich.

Oh wait! I believe on second thought,

I’ll have a grilled cheese sandwich!

01/13/2017

I know what she wanted for Christmas,

A purple hippopotamus.

But due to a shipping error,

She got a chartreuse platypus.

01/06/2017

This world is harsh and unforgiving,

Reach out a hand to help and it is bitten.

One of my better ways to deal with life,

Is to snuggle with my kitten.

12/30/2016