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Tag Archives: Christmas
Dec22
Too Early?
Now don’t get all grumpy,
And claim that I’m mean,
But I have my decorations up
For Christmas 2018.
12/22/2017
Dec10
Hot Times
Christmas in Los Angeles,
Has me sweating like a yeti.
Not like they do in Old Tibet,
But more like in the Serengeti.
12/10/17
Dec8
Season of Candy
I’ve got the sweats and can’t stop drinking,
There’s sugar exuding from all my pores.
How I wish I had never eaten that
Five pound bag of gummy dinosaurs!
12/08/2017
Dec1
Apologies in Advance
Christmas brings us lots of fun,
Even to scientists, just like me.
Why, I am so into the holidays,
I even decorated my Chemistree!
12/01/2017
Nov17
Too Soon?
The Christmas bells are ringing!
Groovy way to make a living.
Yes, my kitchen’s really swinging,
Making Sammy’s and my Thanksgiving.
11/17/17
Sep15
Happiness Is…
I tried to think of happier thoughts,
True love, Christmas or ice cream cones.
They couldn’t compete with the sheer delight,
Of Sammy chomping on alligator bones.
09/15/2017
Jan6
I Kinda Want One
I know what she wanted for Christmas,
A purple hippopotamus.
But due to a shipping error,
She got a chartreuse platypus.
01/06/2017
Dec23
As for Me, I Believe
2016 was an ugly, brutal ride,
Time for something good in which to believe.
Boost your willing suspension of disbelief,
For tonight is Christmas Eve Eve.
12/23/2016
Dec7
Blithe Poetry 
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