May10
When I was an little bitty gator,
My Mamma would toss me in a crater.
I crawled back out to find something to chomp.
But I couldn’t get a waiter,
So I told them, “Later.”
Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.
05/10/2020
Apr26
Cleaned the refrigerator out today,
The pile of leftovers was truly silly.
Grabbed my crock pot, summoned my powers
And whipped up some bachelor chili!
04/26/2020
Nov17
There is supper to be wrangled,
And apples that need frittering.
Can’t get it done in this kitchen,
Across the floor Sammy is skittering!
11/17/2019
Nov2
If you might
And if you please,
May I have some
Pickles and cheese?
What I need
Are pickles and cheese.
They always put
My tummy at ease.
I’ll eat them indoors,
Or out in the breeze.
Oh, I how I love
Those pickles and cheese.
I never catch cold,
And I never sneeze.
Thanks to those wonderful
Pickles and cheese.
I’ve been to the rooftop
And climbed up some trees.
All in my search for
Pickles and cheese.
I’ve asked very nicely,
Got down on my knees.
So won’t you please give me,
Some pickles and cheese?
What have you there?
Do you mean to appease?
That’s a glorious plate
Of pickles and cheese!
Thank you so much for
The pickles and cheese.
Now let’s go to bed
And catch us some Z’s.
11/02/2019
Jun23
Intentionally misspelling words,
May seem a rather bit petty.
Finally stumped my auto-correct,
Which had no suggestions for Buzgeddy.
06/23/2018