Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.
With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,
Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.
There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!
12/15/2017
Dec15
Author Archives: Mystertim
Dec10
Hot Times
Christmas in Los Angeles,
Has me sweating like a yeti.
Not like they do in Old Tibet,
But more like in the Serengeti.
12/10/17
Dec8
Season of Candy
I’ve got the sweats and can’t stop drinking,
There’s sugar exuding from all my pores.
How I wish I had never eaten that
Five pound bag of gummy dinosaurs!
12/08/2017
Dec1
Apologies in Advance
Christmas brings us lots of fun,
Even to scientists, just like me.
Why, I am so into the holidays,
I even decorated my Chemistree!
12/01/2017
Dec1
You Want Me to Fix What?
Being a scientist is what I adore,
Rearranging atoms without fear!
So how did my boss ever decide,
That I’m an electrical engineer?
12/01/2017
Nov26
Except Sammy
Thanksgiving poems are predictable,
Turkey, stuffing and gravy driblets.
Yet I find it quite despicable,
No one sings the praise of giblets.
11/26/2017
Nov26
Four Day Weekend
Lost my rhythm,
Lost my rhyme,
I’ve also lost,
All sense of time!
11/26/2017
Nov20
Desperate Midnight Dance
Frantic music throbs deep into the night,
We’re praying to the gods, below and above.
Life is meaningless except for the dance,
Tonight please, please let me find love…
11/20/2017
Nov19
Careful, You!
Sammy and Daddy,
Sleeping on the bed.
Laying so still,
You’d think they were dead.
Yet they’re instantly alert,
At the very slightest sound.
Ain’t gonna get caught
By no sneaky old hound.
11/19/2017
Nov17
Blithe Poetry 
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