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Category Archives: Poetry
Oct18
How do You Know I’m Not?
Sitting at the club tonight,
Barman asks me to say “when.”
You really should stop serving me,
I’m waddling like a pink penguin.
10/18/2019
Oct4
Five More Minutes
Sammy thinks we do not play enough,
Logic makes it hard to refute her.
But this is the first time in ten years,
That I have bought a new computer!
10/04/2019
Sep29
Leftovers Finished!
Meats, veggies and sauces,
Added together all willy-nilly.
And that’s the basic premise,
Of my awesome bachelor chili!
09/29/2019
Sep22
Weekend
Cold, dark and wet today,
I’m getting too old for this crap.
Thankfully rainy days and kittens
Will always make me nap!
09/22/2019
Sep15
Buzz
I wish I were a bumble bee,
Flitting amongst the flowers.
But Sammy is sleeping on my lap,
And I’ve been stuck here for hours.
09/15/2019
Sep1
Even on Sunday
I like to sleep late on weekends,
That’s my guilty little treat.
But every day at 5 AM,
Sam says, “Wake up! It’s time to eat!”
09/01/2019
Aug31
I’m Jealous
Watching the sunrise from my balcony,
Six A.M. on a Saturday morning.
The world is fresh, alive and new,
While Sammy sleeps, still snoring.
08/31/2019
Aug22
Dumb and Misspelled
I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
08/22/2019
Aug16
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