Dec29
Dec29
Sigh…
My birthday is on Christmas,
Which certainly gives one pause.
Don’t know who delivered me,
The stork or Santa Claus!
12/29/2017
Dec22
Too Early?
Now don’t get all grumpy,
And claim that I’m mean,
But I have my decorations up
For Christmas 2018.
12/22/2017
Dec15
Ice Cream, Stat!
Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.
With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,
Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.
There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!
12/15/2017
Dec10
Hot Times
Christmas in Los Angeles,
Has me sweating like a yeti.
Not like they do in Old Tibet,
But more like in the Serengeti.
12/10/17
Dec8
Season of Candy
I’ve got the sweats and can’t stop drinking,
There’s sugar exuding from all my pores.
How I wish I had never eaten that
Five pound bag of gummy dinosaurs!
12/08/2017
Dec1
Apologies in Advance
Christmas brings us lots of fun,
Even to scientists, just like me.
Why, I am so into the holidays,
I even decorated my Chemistree!
12/01/2017
Dec1
You Want Me to Fix What?
Being a scientist is what I adore,
Rearranging atoms without fear!
So how did my boss ever decide,
That I’m an electrical engineer?
12/01/2017
Nov26
Except Sammy
Thanksgiving poems are predictable,
Turkey, stuffing and gravy driblets.
Yet I find it quite despicable,
No one sings the praise of giblets.
11/26/2017
Nov26
Blithe Poetry 
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