When I was an little bitty gator,
My Mamma would toss me in a crater.
I crawled back out to find something to chomp.
But I couldn’t get a waiter,
So I told them, “Later.”
Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.
05/10/2020
May10
Author Archives: Mystertim
May2
What Could We Do?
Sammy and Daddy napping,
That familiar old refrain.
Thought about getting up,
Except it looks like rain.
05/02/2020
Apr26
Sammy Did Not Like It
Cleaned the refrigerator out today,
The pile of leftovers was truly silly.
Grabbed my crock pot, summoned my powers
And whipped up some bachelor chili!
04/26/2020
Apr18
Should’ve Had Onion Rings
Treated myself to drive-thru today,
Cheeseburger, potatoes, chocolate malt.
Sammy poked her nose into my fries
And licked off all the salt!
04/18/2020
Apr11
Jealous Much?
Sleepy little kitty,
Lying in the sun.
I know I’m not,
But wish I was one!
04/11/2020
Mar29
And Pajamas!
Sammy has paws,
And fish have flippers.
I’m spending the day,
Just wearing my slippers.
03/29/2020
Mar15
What’cha Gone Do?
Fuzzy little kitten,
Sleeping on my lap.
Guess I cannot fight it,
Gonna help her take that nap.
03/15/2020
Mar11
The Kitten Wins
Four-thirty in the morning,
Thunder crashes over head.
Have to get ready for work,
But Sammy’s still in bed.
03/11/2020
Mar8
But It Was So Nice Out!
The sky is blue and the weather’s warm,
Turning my mood toward romance.
The constable, however sent me home,
Saying, “Sir, put on some pants.”
03/08/2020
Mar1
Blithe Poetry 
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