About Mystertim
Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.
Nov 2
If you might
And if you please,
May I have some
Pickles and cheese?
What I need
Are pickles and cheese.
They always put
My tummy at ease.
I’ll eat them indoors,
Or out in the breeze.
Oh, I how I love
Those pickles and cheese.
I never catch cold,
And I never sneeze.
Thanks to those wonderful
Pickles and cheese.
I’ve been to the rooftop
And climbed up some trees.
All in my search for
Pickles and cheese.
I’ve asked very nicely,
Got down on my knees.
So won’t you please give me,
Some pickles and cheese?
What have you there?
Do you mean to appease?
That’s a glorious plate
Of pickles and cheese!
Thank you so much for
The pickles and cheese.
Now let’s go to bed
And catch us some Z’s.
11/02/2019
Oct 26
Days grow shorter, the nights grow long,
Howling winds are cold and bitter.
Grab a blanket, stoke the fire!
And curl up with a fuzzy critter.
10/26/2019
Oct 18
Sitting at the club tonight,
Barman asks me to say “when.”
You really should stop serving me,
I’m waddling like a pink penguin.
10/18/2019
Oct 4
Sammy thinks we do not play enough,
Logic makes it hard to refute her.
But this is the first time in ten years,
That I have bought a new computer!
10/04/2019
Sep 29
Meats, veggies and sauces,
Added together all willy-nilly.
And that’s the basic premise,
Of my awesome bachelor chili!
09/29/2019
Sep 22
Cold, dark and wet today,
I’m getting too old for this crap.
Thankfully rainy days and kittens
Will always make me nap!
09/22/2019
Sep 15
I wish I were a bumble bee,
Flitting amongst the flowers.
But Sammy is sleeping on my lap,
And I’ve been stuck here for hours.
09/15/2019
Sep 1
I like to sleep late on weekends,
That’s my guilty little treat.
But every day at 5 AM,
Sam says, “Wake up! It’s time to eat!”
09/01/2019
Aug 31
Watching the sunrise from my balcony,
Six A.M. on a Saturday morning.
The world is fresh, alive and new,
While Sammy sleeps, still snoring.
08/31/2019
Aug 22
I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
08/22/2019
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