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Author Archives: Mystertim
Nov23
Wish I Got Paid for this One
Christmas is fast approaching,
You can already hear the jingles.
I’m not done with Thanksgiving yet,
Just bought my Turkey Pringles!
11/23/2019
Nov17
Wild Cat!
There is supper to be wrangled,
And apples that need frittering.
Can’t get it done in this kitchen,
Across the floor Sammy is skittering!
11/17/2019
Nov10
Sammy & Me
Shall we chase some birds today?
Or maybe try to catch a squirrel?
We never know exactly which events,
Each new day may unfurl.
11/10/2019
Nov2
Pickles and Cheese
If you might
And if you please,
May I have some
Pickles and cheese?
What I need
Are pickles and cheese.
They always put
My tummy at ease.
I’ll eat them indoors,
Or out in the breeze.
Oh, I how I love
Those pickles and cheese.
I never catch cold,
And I never sneeze.
Thanks to those wonderful
Pickles and cheese.
I’ve been to the rooftop
And climbed up some trees.
All in my search for
Pickles and cheese.
I’ve asked very nicely,
Got down on my knees.
So won’t you please give me,
Some pickles and cheese?
What have you there?
Do you mean to appease?
That’s a glorious plate
Of pickles and cheese!
Thank you so much for
The pickles and cheese.
Now let’s go to bed
And catch us some Z’s.
11/02/2019
Oct26
Winter Survival
Days grow shorter, the nights grow long,
Howling winds are cold and bitter.
Grab a blanket, stoke the fire!
And curl up with a fuzzy critter.
10/26/2019
Oct18
How do You Know I’m Not?
Sitting at the club tonight,
Barman asks me to say “when.”
You really should stop serving me,
I’m waddling like a pink penguin.
10/18/2019
Oct4
Five More Minutes
Sammy thinks we do not play enough,
Logic makes it hard to refute her.
But this is the first time in ten years,
That I have bought a new computer!
10/04/2019
Sep29
Leftovers Finished!
Meats, veggies and sauces,
Added together all willy-nilly.
And that’s the basic premise,
Of my awesome bachelor chili!
09/29/2019
Sep22
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